Sorry sir, your monocle is clouding, let me take it and clean it up, before shoving it down your throat so you learn what it is to choke on the sacrilege of common decency, you filthy worm. Oh, shit…that time again? I didn’t realise you’d be here… more “Privilege ain’t a sin, it’s what you do with it” …

Let’s march on the graveyard of ideas and summon a great being that I can parade on my shoulder. I shall wave and make you feel important for having been graced by my presence with a monarchistic wink and a sigh that you fortunately cannot think. But at least we now agree we each deserve a life and that part where we enslaved different people, well let’s just pretend that wasn’t totally vile. more “Stolen ideologies and broken philosophies” …

Well I guess that’s it, I’ve got a problem or more accurately we’ve got one, what next? I know! Let’s make someone else responsible. Now make sure to gather all the necessary ingredients, a splish of that and a sploosh of this and like magic you should begin to see a higher power of your own making. Hopefully it’s grinning back, or at least ensuring your heart sings in tandem with your surroundings. Oh shit! Did I say magic? No, ignore that. That would be fucking psychotic. more “Analysis makes a mischief” …